There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying
And he gets himself up onto one elbow and he turns to his mates
Who are all gathered around and he says

Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed

Altogether now!
Tie me brown wombat down, sport
Tie me brown wombat down
Tie me brown wombat down, sport
Tie me brown wombat down

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl
Keep me cockatoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool

Altogether now!
Tie me brown wombat down, sport
Tie me brown wombat down
Tie me brown wombat down, sport
Tie me brown wombat down

'N' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back

Altogether now!
Tie me brown wombat down, sport
Tie me brown wombat down
Tie me brown wombat down, sport
Tie me brown wombat down

And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck

Altogether now!
Tie me brown wombat down, sport
Tie me brown wombat down
Tie me brown wombat down, sport
Tie me brown wombat down

Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot through, Blue
Play your didgeridoo

Altogether now!
Tie me white RINO down, sport
Tie me White RINO down
Tie me White RINO down, sport
Tie me White RINO down

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed!

Altogether now!
Tie me brown wombat down, sport
Tie me white RINO down
Tie me big squiddy down, sport
Tie me lime jello down?