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Thread #163126   Message #3895237
Posted By: GUEST,Jacqui's Super Secret Santanic Santa
21-Dec-17 - 08:19 PM
Thread Name: SECRET SANTA, gifts and teasing.
Subject: RE: SECRET SANTA, gifts and teasing.
Ah, yes. Jacqui. Jacqui Morse. Jacqui C. Morse. Wife of Captain Kendall Morse of Maine.

Well, your package is on its way via a special uninformed messenger. My messenger is easily recognisable by h/is/er bright red uniform, dual horns, and a trident (the poking thing, not the missile or the gum). A whiff of L'Aire d'Enfer accompanies the messenger.

At your desire, dear lady, I have sent you things that are reminiscent of my area: Dante's Inferno and the F?s Adamn?in. At your request I have also sent a genuine phaser pistol which you can use as you see fit.

There are other things which I think you will enjoy. They reflect the similarities between Maine and my own environs. But they will have to await your return to Maine as my thralls cannot understand the British postal codes.

Now I must away, as there are pressing temptations to tempt with.