You're Elizabeth II!!!

I was her granny's SS some years back and gave her India as a present, routed through her Prime Minister and such-like folk.

I haven't been to Yorkshire (except for Yorkshire Gold), but my wife has visited there. She recognized some of the places in the brochures, and now she wants to go again.

Me? I've been down in a neolithic flint mine over around Ely.... That was when I was at Cambridge, though.