Iains - if it didn't reveal my true location, I'd give you a googlemaps grid reference...

Of couse it don't take much wit to make a pun of that dirty old man tory's name,
but it's irresistable when an ideal location to be named after him
genuinely exists in a perpetually conservative dominated provincial town...

btw.. there are approx 12 massage parlours within walking /short taxi ride distance of the Conservative club...