If you're gonna sing "Auld Lang Syne" on New Year's Eve,
please have the respect to learn the words!

They shall remain nameless, but years back,
before I pretty much stopped watching television,
some celebrity singing voices did a New Year's Eve live-on-TV special
which I sat and watched.

And when they got to Auld Lang Syne,
done as a sing-along for the audience with that symphony orchestra onstage,
the darned singers went "ah - ah - ah" through the whole thing.