The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3896832
Posted By: Rapparee
01-Jan-18 - 10:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Piffle. Get your insurance through the Olde Folkies Health Insurance and Instruments Company Cooperative. They "offer health, life, automobile, liability, property, flood, tornado, hurricane, being-eaten-by-a-gator, instrument, old age, earworm, and many other types of insurance for the whole family and then some." No limit on the amount of coverage and your age and health is a matter of indifference to them. So is your driving record. You can only have your insurance yanked by playing more than one Barry Manilow song per hour either at home or away. Decent rates. Just send a letter claiming you are eligible and a check for the first three months premium. The premiums for the entire package is only USD 100.00 per month.