Liverpool worry me every time I watch 'em, Mike, but, in terms of edge-of-seat excitement and brilliantly-fast footie, what's not to like! Felt a bit sorry for Burnley as they were my boyhood club, in their golden days of Jimmy Mac, the greatest inside forward of all time (ish!), and it's great to see a club who haven't got multibillions at their disposal doing so well.

You see, chaps, as a rampant leftie I can argue footie in benificent mode even with a crusty old Tory such as Mike! That's the way to do it!