Hahahaaaagh Dave! I much prefer 'rubbing your bag' !!!

I told my husband the other day about Nigella's 'attractions' (He loves cooking programmes, and was watching her with interest) He nobly replied that he much preferred his own wife, and found her a bit scrawny and flat-chested. How loyal. But he did have his nose closer to the screen than was necessary, while a faint smile played around his lips...