I saw a package af the door, bot it still wasn't from you. Howsomever, it was goodies from the Drugs Mugglers at the VA Horse-spittle, to keep the ol' cholesterol down and keep other bodily functions going on so ghastly this old guy can successfully continue to be an older guy in style.

Hell, if I'd known my present was coming by ship, I'd have made two Christmas Lists, one to starboard and one to port.

Don't dismay, for by having Christmas AND my birthday occuring within a week, it's nice to get gifts at other times of the year, as well....