He's tried mustard Dave, and it was as nothing in his mouth. (I like mustard myself) He also lobs tons of salt into his concoctions, not to mention gallons of oil, which must be bad for his health.

Our famous Colman's Mustard is closing down apparently, after 160 years in Norwich. :(

Fanny Cradock and her henpecked husband Johnnie opened the Mustard Shop in Bridewell Alley in 1973, for tourists to buy trinkets connected with the Colman's mustard factory.