"If meat eaters acted like vegans"

Har. Har.

I've never witnessed a vegan act like that. I have, however, often been grilled (pardon me) about my veganism by carnivores who felt implicitly criticized. This happens a lot less than it used to. More and more I hear things like, "You know, I don't eat red meat, myself. . . or at least not very often."

I saw an actually pretty funny one on a BS thread a while back, though:

"Why did the vegan cross the road?"
. . . . .
"To tell someone he was a vegan."