The poor guy gets way too much crap from unfriendly unfair uninformed unfun people who load him up with way too much crap.

I think he needs a vacation. He should head off for some warm place off shore so he can avoid all that oil drilling they're going to be doing off of the shores of Merry Logo.

I'm thinking some nice place with a warm climate and friendly people, a high class place where he can be at ease and have no cares.

Thinkin' about Haiti...