"It would require far more than another brexit vote to stop the remoaners whining. Their screeching, whining, wailing and moaning has carried on apace since the referendum results shattered their every illusion. What a bunch of losers!"

And, Teribus, had the majority been exactly the reverse - 51% 'Remain', 49% 'Leave', it would have been you and your bunch who would have been screeching, whining, wailing and moaning - your haddock-faced hero, Farridge, stayed before the vote that, if it was a close 'Remain' majority, three or four percent, he would demand another vote.

But not to worry, the unicorns will be here soon...