You've reminded me of something Senoufou. Years ago, in the bar I drank in, a group of us would take food in on a fairly regular basis. Anything unusual or odd. We all contributed except for one man who was always first to the food and always helped himself to more of it than anyone else.

Needless to say we all got a bit cheesed off with him.

One night I took some "Salmon Pate" in, nicely garnished with slices of cucumber and a few biscuits. He waded in with his usual gusto while we sat back.

For some reason he wasn't very happy when he later discovered it was a premium cat food!!