Billy Connelly has said some very funny things about getting old.
I remember his remarks about grunting and groaning when one sits down or gets up out of a chair. I've noticed I tend to do the same, and I'm very strict with myself now. NO GROANING!

(Husband says I should spray myself with WD40 to ease the old joints!)

Anyone else notice that when one gets up in the morning, one's face is all creased and sort of moulded into a weird shape by the pillow? It takes a few minutes in the bath before it restores itself to normal.