What a hypocritical post, Keith.

Nigel, go and nitpick elsewhere. You managed to point out absolutely no significant distinction between the original and my rewording. When Keith and Iains are saying such stupid things all the time, all you can do is nitpick ME on the finer points. Why not have a good old bash at their real absurdities? You're solidly in their camp, that's why. Now you really are not coming out of this well. Tsk.

Things to do. Can't jump hoops. Only time to take the piss. See y'all later...