I know I shouldn't tell this, but most of you know that I seldom tell the truth anyway.;

My Doctor has a great sense of humor, and we get along like good friends. But, even he doesn't know when to ask me for the truth. Recently, he seriously6 looked right at me and asked, "Tell me, really, how are you? I said, "You know I'm 80 years old, and generally I am in excellent health, but, there are a couple of things that dont work like they used to." He didn't realize that I was baiting him, so, he said, "I can give you Viagra". I said, "Doc", I never call him Doc, "Giving me Viagra would be like putting a new flag pole on a condemned building.
He laughed for most of my visit..