I see the "well educated scientist/botanist,ex teacher" is getting a little needled.
    I think expressions such as "sod off" and "stick it up your bum" rather detracts from your argument of being well educated. It certainly confirms you are rather common. I believe "two cheeks of the same unwashed arse" is another of your favourite sayings. You seem to have an anal fixation.
Is that why you write so much shit?