The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #163255   Message #3901557
Posted By: Severn
24-Jan-18 - 06:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: A giant wombat wanders into a Tavern
Subject: RE: BS: A giant wombat wanders into a Tavern
Is Bruce's mouth one big Crumb Pit, where bits of pastry are put to their final rest?


The alligator tells a pair of newly cloned birds about how they have fais-do-dos back where he comes from in Louisiana. The Dodo's tell him that that fey stuff's all fine and daandy, but that and were straight and here to repropagate the race. With a sly wink and a little bit of bill and coo, they stroll off into the apiary which has become the place to go in the tavern to learn about the birds and the bees....


The alligator, being from Cajun Country, had wrote their name on their bar tab as the Deaudeaux...
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As they stroll by, the choirbreaks into, "There was Dodo, Bendigo ...."


Left to have to try and deal with the other birds, the alligator pulls out his Pigeon-English Dictionary....