Gosh, Nigel, you're so quick.

As for Camoron, he's visited the greatest disaster on this country since WW2. He needs to shut up and go away.

"It's a mistake, not a disaster..." In the immortal words of Mandy Rice-Davies, he would say that, wouldn't he?

And I'll save you a piece of pre-snipe research: I know that isn't what she really said.

Ok, Nigel?

Oh, and when I said Camoron, I meant Cameron. Just so's not to leave you confused. Now excuse me as I haven't read the Grauniad yet.

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