If this were a Disney cruise there would probably be dancing Rinos, crumpets and bears but on the good ship Miss Hap the entertainment is mighty thin. All they have is Muzak and a Mentalist act by a guy who goes by The Mind, Bendy Bruce. In the State Room the show is about to
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The powerful African surreptitiously sneaks o thee hold where he has only 68 more tons of wet cargo to throw overboard, but how?