The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #163255   Message #3902010
Posted By: Severn
26-Jan-18 - 03:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: A giant wombat wanders into a Tavern
Subject: RE: BS: A giant wombat wanders into a Tavern
"Mr. Crumpet don't like it,
We ain't gonna have it here......"


....sings the ghost of the late Frank as he Stokes the fire, remembering when Beale Street was still chic ......


"I know plenty of Dodo songs," says Severn after not being able to find anything in a book from the shelf. "Especially when I don't know the words."
"That's because you are looking in Roger Peterson's Tory Field Guide." says Gnu. "That one only covers the UK."
"I also know a lot of Balkan songs", he tells gnu. "Especially when I forget the words."
Gnu goes back to the bar and orders a drink....




Meanwhile, aboard ship, somebody remarks, "If it wasn't for ocean liners, all ththe water would leak out. It says so in the ocean liner notes of nawthe