An old couple were having a nice evening round their friend's house for
dinner. The guest kept using all sorts of pet names for his wife, "Sweetie Pie", "Honeybunch" "My Princess" etc. While the women were in the kitchen serving up the food, the host said to his friend,
"You two have been married for fifty years, and I see you still call your wife these loving terms of endearment. Is that the secret of your happy marriage"
His friend answered,
"Nah. After all this time, I can't remember her name."