The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161844   Message #3904064
Posted By: GUEST,Ray
06-Feb-18 - 06:54 AM
Thread Name: Instrument-specific jokes
Subject: RE: Instrument-specific jokes
Sir Thomas Beecham was once reported to have said to a lady cellist, who was playing badly - "Madam, you have, between your legs, the most exquisite instrument known to mankind but all you have done today is scratch it."