Geordie, there's a pub in the Peaks (the Barrel at Eyam) that has an old 2-holer in a prominent position in the foyer - now fortunately unused!

For the detail you really didn't want to know, Greece has very small-bore pipes in its sewage system. As a result, you can't flush paper down otherwise it'll block the pipes. So every Greek toilet has a bin next to it, into which you place used bits of loo-roll. Thank God for air-conditioning, is all I can say.

Grab.