Not last night but the night before
99 niggers came knocking at my door
I wet upstairs to get my gun
Slipped on the piss pot on the run
Couldn't swim, couldn't float
A piece of shit went down my throat
I went downstairs to get a drink
Tripped on the stove and burnt my dink
Went outside to cool off
But a God damn nigger shot it off
Went around the corner to pick it up
But a God damn nigger sucked it up