The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161844   Message #3904473
Posted By: Andy7
08-Feb-18 - 07:05 PM
Thread Name: Instrument-specific jokes
Subject: RE: Instrument-specific jokes
As a precursor to a comedy song at a recent gig, I announced:

"You know what they say about guitar players? We spend half our time tuning up ... and the other half attaching our parrots!"

Well okay, I guess you'd need to have been there - it doesn't work nearly so well as a cafe post, without the atmosphere, and without the props!