1. Most ANGRY Dylan song: Idiot Wind
2. Most sarcastic Dylan song: Ballad of a Thin Man
3. Most ribald Dylan song: ?
4. Most mystical Dylan song: Golden Loom
5. Most humorous Dylan song: Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat
6. Longest Dylan song: Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands
7. Shortest Dylan song: Suze
8. Most brilliant Dylan lyric:
"And I said 'Oh I did not know that!
Cuz the only one I met
First he smoked my eyelid
Then he punched my cigarette'"

9. Worst Dylan song of all time: Sad Eyed Lady of The Lowlands
10. Best Dylan love song: The Wedding Song
11. Most memorable Dylan song: Lily, Rosemary, And the Jack of Heart...this one stayed with me for weeks
12. Happiest Dylan song: Down Along The Cove?

13. Least comprehensible Dylan song: anything on Highway 61 Revisited