My dad's family were from 15 miles of Cheddar.. don't know how far back my roots go in that location...???

I have blue eyes and [used to have] long dark wavy hair..
but not such a big hooter,
and I'm a very pallid white from living far too long indoors in a nocturnal lifestyle...

I might just as well have been living deep underground in a cave like an Axolotl...

There are however old eccentric west country naturists who tan nearly as dark a brown as Cheddar man.

Maybe he might really have been a very keen local nudist...???