"I'm an oldie", that surely is the least of your many problems.
Being a well educated scientist, biologist, botanist, ex teacher, former union activist, that does not do belief, and confuses fact with fiction and weaponises whimsy. You have Dissociative identity disorder
perhaps?

Greg. I wonder why you bother to post? I cannot believe anyone takes your stupid, foolish, pointless, brainless, mindless, senseless, doltish, idiotic, imbecilic, insane, ridiculous, ludicrous, absurd, preposterous, nonsensical, fatuous, silly, childish, infantile, puerile, immature, juvenile, inane, witless, half-baked, empty-headed, unintelligent, half-witted, slow-witted, weak-minded; crazy, dumb, cretinous, moronic, gormless, daft,dumb-ass,chowderheaded scribings seriously!