They come here, Dave, drivin' down us wages, stealing us daughters, cloggin' up us 'ealth service, mekkin' funny wailin' noises from them mosque wotsits...

...showin' us what real food is, fixin' plummin and lecturing c, runnin' cheap all-night taxis when us needs to get 'ome pissed, cleanin' us Premier Inns, pickin' us veg and daffs, wipin' us old folks' bums fer next ter nowt, lookin' after us sick, doctorin' us when us 'as funny turns...bugger...