yes, a long time ago,
mind you I remember one occasion I had to turn up at Towersy fesdtival for a concert with the suit and unmatching brown boots, before I left I packed my black shoes, which were not comfortable for driving, I parked my car a morris traveller in Stowmarket,, and popped out to buy a bottle of water foolishly leaving my car unlocked when i came back someone had stolen my black shoes.
Stowmarket was a sleepy suffolk town, but apparantly there was a shoe collecting kleptomaniac on the rampage, not having the money to buy another pair i had to wear my brown boots., with the black outfit. of course i was heckled by the audience but it was all good fun.