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Thread #163660 Message #3907069
Posted By: Leadfingers
21-Feb-18 - 07:30 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Old Ladies Nattering Happily
Subject: Lyr Req: Old Ladies Nattering Happily
I DID post this a while back in the Ladies in a Lavatory thread , with no response , so I thought a new thread might get a result . I have two verses and a chorus , so am looking for extra verses
Oh dear what can the matter be -
Several old ladies nattering happily
They were there from Monday til Saturday ,
Nobody knew they were there
The first ladies name was Elizabeth Humphrey
She sat down and made herself comfy
She revelled in scandal and she set her tongue free
And nobody knew she was there
The next ladies name was Margaret Walters
Her favourite topic was stopping her daughter
From letting the wrong man lead her to the altar
While nobody knew she was there
Any additional verses would be welcome