The third 'lady' there was a 'lady' from Goring,
(as) She told of her life of drinking and whoring.
It was thrilling, exciting, and not the least boring.
She detailed her every affair.

The fourth/next lady there was lady from Hitchen,
As plain as a pikestaff, by no means bewitching,
Her story, alas, was just cursing & bitching.
It made me wish I wasn't there.

The next lady there was a lass from the Gower,
Her fragrance, alas, was not that of a flower,
She really could do with a bath, or a shower.
She sat there polluting the air.