"So, Iains, a grovelling apology and donation to charity from the Tory scumbag who accused Jezza of cavorting with Czech "spies." The legs have truly fallen off the story, haven't they, Iains? Just you and the Daily Mail now, is it?"

I hear no dulcet tones! As a well educated??? should know.
It is not over until the fat lady sings

Also someone that bleats about the use of the term abbacus or abbopotomus really should not talk about scumbags, unless of course it is a self description.