Impolite request was the vaguely humorous bit I was referring to as well know, Keith. Every man and his dog understood that it is a pun on 'polite request' but you being in need of the argument chose to misinterpret even that.

Different morality
Different language
Different planet

Fuck off was not intended to be humorous but a fair indication of how pissed off we all are with your anally retentive shenanigans.

Now, a bit more politely, will you please fuck off and stop mithering me.

DtG