Hahahahahaha Nigel!

I've heard that there are salons where men can get what's called a 'crack, back and sack' waxing, to remove all the hairs. I couldn't imagine anything more painful, the poor souls.

Whatever IS this ridiculous fashion for ripping out every single hair from anywhere but one's head? Apparently (so my nieces in their late twenties tell me) one must shave or depilate ALL areas to appear completely prepubescent. That's really sinister in my view.
(And how is one to keep one's bits warm??)