You have in in a nutshell there, Dave, or should I say a Salmonella-fee eggshell. It really isn't hard, is it! :-)

I can hardly hear a thing here for the clamour of balls dropping off brass monkeys. We've had to cancel us trip up north due to predictions of tomorrow's apocalypse. I'm seeing icebergiferous hallucinations. We have a wind that could cut you in half, given three minutes standing at t'bus stop...

I blame Brexit...