Bob - you are an independant autonomous citizen of the international world wide internet
which eminently qualifies you to be a vastly superior expert
on all matters pertaining to any nations's political parties and politicians.
You are always entireley right about any issue you debate...
We tremble at the mere mention of your mighty name, and cower meekly in your presence,
whilst praising you most highly and offering you tributes....

Is that getting any closer to the truth about you...??????????