and in walks Mets, adroitly stepping over the possum piss with a much practised foot and blind eye. "Whew! just about ordered a drink and belted out a few songs at another watering spot before I realized I was at the wrong place...wierd.....

Hey Sorcha! Join me in a Chanty, I feel the need to clear my sinuses amongst other things and I'm sure a few rounds of We'll Hang Paddy Doyle For His Boots will make you feel better! ...might even work for me....I hope....

To me way hey and a hey ya!
We'll all throw sh*t at the cook!
(STOMP)

To me way hey and a hey ya!
We'll all shave under the chin
(ZZZZIPP)

To me way hey and a hey ya!
We'll all drink whiskey and gin!

Yeah a whiskey, any whiskey would go good about now....