NO! I AM SPARTACUS!!! CRUCIFY ME! DO IT NOW!

But I am not the Evil Mystery Guest...

As for Hesperis' definition of a "really warm" room...that's when the candles start melting...and they haven't been lit yet. That's when the budgie gives up trying to cool his wings by doing the raised shoulders bit and suddenly falls off the perch and lands with a soggy thud on the carpet....to chirp no more. That's when the hamsters go on strike and demand little fans for their cages. That's when...well, you get the idea.

- LH