I am horrified by the blatant cruelty to furry pussycats. Fancy putting them in a kettle! Their poor little tails would get caught round the element, for one thing. And if it was purring on your fork, then it was _still_alive_. What sort of monster are you?!

*bang head on desk* *doink* *spliiing* *whap whap whap* *thud*

Ah, back to normal again. Here kitty kitty kitty...

Grab.