The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3913584
Posted By: Rapparee
27-Mar-18 - 11:27 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I am reminded of my late little brother, Willamundgren. He loved carrots and beets and tomatoes and ate far too many. His skin turned orange from carotenosis, which is not so terrible except that you turn orange. Poor kid! One fine spring day he was playing in the backyard, happy as a lamb in springtime, and he vanished. Later, evidence showed that he was mistaken for a giant carrot and eaten by the Easter Bunny. In retaliation we always devoured our chocolate rabbits in the most brutishd, disgusting, ways imaginable.