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Thread #66694   Message #391367
Posted By: GUEST,Roll&Go-C
06-Feb-01 - 10:41 AM
Thread Name: If I had the wings of an angel - parodies
Subject: Wings of an Angel Parody
This is what I found in the Forum:

Oh if I had the wings of an angel
And the balls of a big buffalo,
I would fly to the top of a mountain
And piss on you bastards below.

note: Brooklyn, ca 1940 RG
filename[ PRSNSNG2
Tune file : PRSNRSNG

The version my extended family used to sing was even worse:

If I had the wings of an angel,
And a prick as white as snow,
I'd climb to the top of a mountain,
And piss on the people below.

I love to see Nellie make water,
She pisses a beautiful stream;
She shoots it a mile and a quarter,
And you can't see her asshole for steam.

I would welcome contributions. My family learned this ditty from noted ornathologist and sailor Dennis Puleston of Brookhaven, Long Island, back in the 1940's.