Hi, Mom!

I bought a new gas can for my lawnmower. It has safety features that were mandated since the last time I bought such a thing. I must admit, it is VERY safe!

What makes it so safe is that it's such a pain in the ass to use that it makes me want to trade in all my gas-powered tools for rechargeable electrics! Then, the can will no longer be a pain in the ass and the risk of setting myself on fire will still be pretty near zero.