I have brought the lyrics a bit more up to date in 2 of the verses:

Oh, I fear you must know very little
If you know not the lad ye gae wi',
For my name is Lord Ronald McDonald,
And I own a Fast Food Company

She's kilted up her skirts of green satin,
And she's kilted them up round her knee,
And she's gone with Lord Ronald McDonald,
His new Sales Director tae be.