My mrs is a qualified professional, most days her job involves arbitrating disputes between difficult quarrelsome 4 - 5 years olds...

Frequently she is convinced both parties brought before her for judgement
are maliciously over-exaggerating and lying to make their opponent seem an even worse miscreant than themselves...

If only there wsa a similar powerful authority on the world stage
to put Putin, Trump, Boris, and May, et al, in the 'naughty corner' and keep them in during playtime...