Bob - trouble with the dick analogy, is our band used to have a singer who bragged about his non stop...

.. the jammy bastard.. it was actually as huge as he boasted,
and he used it frequently, successfully, extremely promiscuously...

Most annoyingly, I copped off with one of his ex conquests, and she wouldn't shut up about the size of his tackle,
even while me and her were having quite a pleasant time together in bed...