We must have a Maypole! I'll never forget the extremely bizarre spectacle, at the Norfolk Show, of some Masai warriors in full costume dancing round a Maypole with some Norfolk children dressed in white, skipping along and laughing their heads off.

And let's have Morris dancers of all kinds.

I will bake some enormous quiches and fruit cakes if you like.

Who is going to be 'Queen of the May'?