an Orillian is a moderately rare sub species which we seem to have been able to capture and colonize here at the 'Cat. They are identifiable by their frozen brains, an unusual state of affairs but natural to an Orillian. Even existing in this state, they have strange powers not granted to or wanted by those of us who are normal, or at least have an IQ higher than that of a kumquat.

Their thinking processes, dulled by the sub-zero temperature of their brains, tend to lock in on strange things such as analyzing the meaning and symbology of Dylan lyrics and establishing tabernacles for the worship of psychotic astronauts. Most also have a fascination with oddities and hobbies which are often outlandish, such as saving and mounting for display their toenail clippings from early childhood and well into their adult lives.

Feed them Italian dishes served by zombie waiters named Ron and you will have no problems with them at all.

Spaw